Spam and Eggs

Good morning dear readers.  It's another Saturday morning, and I have more spam to share if you're interested.  If not, that's fine as spam's an acquired taste.  I also wanted to let you know that I'm leaving today to go visit friends in California.  I'll be gone for a little over a week and I'm very excited!  I'm bringing my camera with me, so hopefully I'll find time for at least Photo-Tuesday!

Ok, if you have your eggs (or other breakfast food of choice), here's the spam (sans the spam links):

Expanding rapid like in teens, pregnancy, one particular of the most thrilling instance's in a lady's life, or getting lost a substantial amount of weight can be the causes of it.

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I can tell whether or not a comment is spam after a quick scan, and if it is spam I quickly read it just in case it has comedic value...  So with this first spam comment here, this is what I read: pregnancy is a spreading but thrilling epidemic caused by weight loss... "Wait, what?" hahaha! Not really sure what the intended message was here.  If the intention was to make you take a second look at the comment, mission accomplished.

Next:

Your favorite justification seemed to be on the internet the simplest thing to be aware of. I say to you, I definitely get irked while people think about worries that they plainly don't know about. You managed to hit the nail upon the top as well as defined out the whole thing without having side effect, people can take a signal. Will likely be back to get more. Thanks

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My favorite thing about these spam comments are the interesting takes on common phrases and sayings.  "Hit the nail upon the top" must be the more proper and fancier version of "hit the nail on the head."  And I suppose I should take it as a compliment that my posts don't have side effects (like rapidly expanding pregnancy)!

Alright what's next?

What's up mates, how is the whole thing, and what you desire to say about this article, in my view its in fact awesome in favor of me.

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Ahh, it's a narcissistic Australian spammer.  Sweet.

Moving on...

This blog was... how do you say it?  Relevant!
! Finally I've found something which helped me.  Kudos!

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This comment was... how do you say it?  Spam!  I have to admit that while moderating comments, simply clicking "mark as spam" is not that satisfying.  So, I picture slamming down a big rubber stamp on the comment that says "SPAM" in red ink.  Yeah, take that spam!  Haha, it's the little things.

Alright, if I don't talk to you lovely people for a few days, I hope you have a great weekend, and a great upcoming week!  (And you get bonus points if you can use "hit the nail upon the top" in context to someone in your everyday life.)

Comments

  1. eh! eh! eh!
    have a lovely week in California!!!
    xxxx Ale

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  2. I always hated tinned spam at school, but amusing spam can give me a smile! Most of the above seem to be linked to advertisements! But what a waste of time for the writers and for the recipients!
    Have a wonderful time away! You do well to take your camera with you!
    I'll be trying that "hit the nail upon the top" thingy!! California here you come!

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  3. I love these spam post you'e doing! They make me laugh!!! You're hitting the nail on the top! :-)
    Carly
    x

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  4. Spam. I lived in Egypt as a child and we ate spam, a lot. You spam is much funnier.
    Have fun in California!!! Look forward to some pictures.

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